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Anyone who follows me on facebook/twitter will know that I have acquired an Uncle Derek, who thinks I am on holiday somewhere hot and sends me rude jokes.

eg

went to a disco last night, they played the twist so I twisted. They played jump, so I jumped. Then they played come on Eileen and that's when they kicked me out.

I told him I don't have an Uncle Derek and that he has the wrong number and he replied to say "piss off. hope you get sunburn."

So should I attempt once more to tell him he has the wrong person, ignore him until his real niece gets in touch or pretend I am on holiday and make stuff up to tell him?

by In Wales (inwales aaat eurotrib.com) on Fri Dec 24th, 2010 at 11:11:57 AM EST

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