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Wouldn't be complete without "Sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads":

Ahram Online - Expert shoots down conspiracy theory blaming Israel for shark attacks

South Sinai governor backs theory that sharks involved in attacks off Sharm El-Sheik are controlled by Israel via GPS.

A Sharm El Sheikh marine biologist slammed the conspiracy theory circulating around the country that last week's shark attacks off the South Sinai resort of Sharm El-Sheikh were part of an Israeli conspiracy, but the South Sinai governor supports it.

Marine biologist Hanafy refuted the allegations, saying that the Oceanic White Tip, blamed for the attacks, does indeed exist in Egypt's waters. He also added that the existence of a GPS inside the shark does not mean there is a conspiracy at play, adding that these "tracking devices" are often used by marine biologists to study sea life.
by Bernard (bernard) on Tue Dec 7th, 2010 at 04:32:14 PM EST
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Dammiy man, you've just given the movie producers an excuse to update 'Jaws'. That would be:

"Jaws V, The Invasion of Roboteeth"

Sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, indeed.

You can't be me, I'm taken

by Sven Triloqvist on Tue Dec 7th, 2010 at 04:42:38 PM EST
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