And thus, the legacy built on the money from King Leopold's slavery, torture, mass environmental destruction, and (one of) the world's largest holocausts, slowly degrades to its logical conclusion; faux racism based upon language and heritage and whether one is in favor of immediate changeover to IP6 or a gradual transition.

I propose the Israeli solution. First, the rich Flems gets grants for several billion per year in military hardware from an as yet un-named bankrupt North American country, plus the tools and parts for a nuclear arsenal.

A little fence...a little 24 meter high, several hundred meter long fence built on the farmland of those pesky ingrate french speakers to keep them out of the Phlegmatic promised land.  

Any french-speakers who leave for a little vacation during our brief periods of enthusiastic nationalism will not be allowed back, ever, not even if the Geneva Protocols ever get mentioned in discussions (which they rarely will since that would be impolite and cause a disruption in the decades long discussions that we are working so hard on in this difficult time.) We will use some of the left over money from the morally bankrupt un-named north american country to build 'settlements' for 'settlers', a noble race doing noble work for our noble G_d.

No trade with France to the french speakers in the Occupied Territories of Eretz Belgium.

All the water sources diverted to central control for fair and balanced distribution.

Bruxelles sounds to french. From here on, the name reverts to the original Broeksel, which means, the home of the Marshians, from whence the yaun God of all promised us this land North of the river Seine and South and West of the Rhine, both areas of our national history from where we escaped slavery and worse.

The french speakers can entire the capital, but not if they use the roads or railroad or don't go through a checkpoint with full body search for the men, and worse for their donkey. They can live in the capital city if they have a permit that we are in the process of designing, but if they have an old permit, they shall be allowed to be deported.

That is all. We are kind. But if they continue to throw cow patties and those little fart joke rockets, we will kill a few hundred more kids and all the best and brightest. Oh, and sorry about invading Luxembourg - those buildings used to be so pretty.

Never underestimate their intelligence, always underestimate their knowledge.

Frank Delaney ~ Ireland