Luckily my smallest one, 10 years old, was sleeping at the time," one Chilean mother, Jacqueline Orchad, told the daily El Mercurio.

You wouldn't want the little one to be wondering why people would spend money on malforming plastic enhancements (and violations of the Laws of the Bezier Curve) when there are people starving on the planet.

Never underestimate their intelligence, always underestimate their knowledge.

Frank Delaney ~ Ireland