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Jobs, man, it's jobs in the 21st century! Keeping the rabble down will require significant manpower.
by asdf on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 04:43:51 PM EST
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set to stirring martial shiny brass-kicking muzak

sekurity, is purity... it's you and me.

your kids are louts, they fight and shout

we've got the cure you'll see

a uniform for every thug, to keep the homeland free

so step on up for uncle sachs, you dumbass criminal types

we'll teach to have self respect, make borgs of you pussy asswipes

                        " * "

creaky segue to crooning, sobbing, drooling 40's violins

the women and children sleep so quiet and safe, because all the gangs have united, la la la, peace in the valley, tanks in the street, chips with everything.

you lucky, lucky people, extra GM chocolate for you!

 

'The history of public debt is full of irony. It rarely follows our ideas of order and justice.' Thomas Piketty

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 06:16:56 PM EST
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If you leave out the pussy, the cadence fits better. other than that, well done sir.

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
by Crazy Horse on Tue Nov 15th, 2011 at 01:13:08 AM EST
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