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Well, anyone who knows the arrogant and condescending way that British government is organised could have guessed that the 2012 vOlympics would have some glaring problem exposed at some point or another.

Guardian - US officials worried about security at London 2012 Olympics

The Guardian has learned the committee is attempting to resolve a potential crisis over venue security, after conceding it had underestimated the number of security guards needed at the 32 sites across the country. Originally it had thought 10,000 guards would be enough, but after a review over the summer it now believes it will need up to 21,000.

Venue safety is not the responsibility of the police, so the firm G4S was awarded the contract to find and train the initial group. The company will this week begin an advertising campaign to meet that target. But the organising committee does not have the money to pay G4S to make up the shortfall, and does not believe the firm has enough time to do so, forcing ministers to turn to the Ministry of Defence for help.

The MoD has offered 3,000 soldiers, and another 2,000 in reserve - half the total required. The ministry is working within its own tight budget, and the late request for help has irritated some officials.

"What have they been doing for the last five years?" asked one. "There is less than a year to go and they've only just realised they need twice the number of security guards they first thought. Where is the money to pay for this coming from?

what a joke !!

anyway, no doubt to reassure us all that they're taking it all very very seriously indeed, Phillip Hammond slightly over-reacts.

Guardian - Ground-to-air missiles could be deployed at London Olympics.

Seriously, do you need to read any more ? I am reminded of the tanks Blunkett sent to Heathrow in 2003 brandishing weapons that could only have caused far more mayhem than they could ever have solved.

keep to the Fen Causeway

by Helen (lareinagal at yahoo dot co dot uk) on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 01:27:41 PM EST
This is pussy shit. Nukes ... I want suitcase nukes! Teach those terrorist/occupier/ex-hippies a thing or three.

They tried to assimilate me. They failed.
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 03:03:20 PM EST
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Jobs, man, it's jobs in the 21st century! Keeping the rabble down will require significant manpower.
by asdf on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 04:43:51 PM EST
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set to stirring martial shiny brass-kicking muzak

sekurity, is purity... it's you and me.

your kids are louts, they fight and shout

we've got the cure you'll see

a uniform for every thug, to keep the homeland free

so step on up for uncle sachs, you dumbass criminal types

we'll teach to have self respect, make borgs of you pussy asswipes

                        " * "

creaky segue to crooning, sobbing, drooling 40's violins

the women and children sleep so quiet and safe, because all the gangs have united, la la la, peace in the valley, tanks in the street, chips with everything.

you lucky, lucky people, extra GM chocolate for you!

 

'The history of public debt is full of irony. It rarely follows our ideas of order and justice.' Thomas Piketty

by melo (melometa4(at)gmail.com) on Mon Nov 14th, 2011 at 06:16:56 PM EST
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If you leave out the pussy, the cadence fits better. other than that, well done sir.

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin
by Crazy Horse on Tue Nov 15th, 2011 at 01:13:08 AM EST
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