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So who wants to start a bank-cum-hedge fund?

The only thing we need is to set up a limited liability corporation, get it a banking license and some crappy toxic collateral. We use it to borrow money from the ECB, buy Spanish/Italian/Greek sovereign bonds, constantly turn any interest accrued into dividends for the shareholders (that is, us) and keep milking the scam if and until the periphery countries defaults. Then we declare bankruptcy, default on the debts to the ECB and go buy some Ferraris with our accumulated dividends (which we have sent to some obscure island so as to avoid capital taxes, of course). All perfectly legal.

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.

by Starvid on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:18:36 PM EST
Why don't governments do this? After all, article 123 does not allow the ECB to discriminate against publicly owned banks in their capacity as banks. Although Jens Weidmann appears to disagree:
Jens Weidmann ... also said eurosystem would not refinance EFSF/ESM even if they did have a banking licence


tens of millions of people stand to see their lives ruined because the bureaucrats at the ECB don't understand introductory economics -- Dean Baker
by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:23:03 PM EST
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So much for rule of law when the BuBa is involved...

- Jake

Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.

by JakeS (JangoSierra 'at' gmail 'dot' com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:36:57 PM EST
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The German establishment really are a remarkable bunch. From Eurointelligence on the same day:
Germany's president may have to resign over private credit scandal

Germany's president Christian Wulff may have to resign because he may not have been entirely truthful about a private credit of €500,000 he got to buy a house, Spiegel Online reports. When Wulff was still prime minister of Niedersachsen he denied business links to a business man from the region. Now it turns out that he got this private credit on unusually favourable terms via the business man's wife and according to Der Spiegel there are many indications that it was actually the business man himself who provided him with the credit. Since the president's sole role in the German political system is to be a moral authority and to provide moral guidance, commentators across the board agree that Wulff is no longer the person to fulfill that role and that he may have to resign. Der Spiegel this Monday has Wulff's photograph on its cover under the title ,,The wrong president". For Angela Merkel this would yet be another blow that would further undermine her political authority as well. Wulff was handpicked by the chancellor, she could only impose him with great difficulties in 2010 after three rounds in the body that elects the president. Since her majority has further eroded since then, she may not even be able to force through another candidate of her own choice, but she may have to accept a candidate championed by the opposition. "

This would be the same German President who happens to be a lawyer and recently declared that, in his considered opinion, ECB bond purchases are illegal
The German presidency is a largely ceremonial office, but he has two functions that can be important in the euro crisis. His words carry weight, and influence public opinion. And he constitutes an important link between the parliament, who legislation he has to approve, and the Constitutional Court. Yesterday, Christian Wulff said he considered the ECB's bond purchases as legally questionable. The direct purchase of bonds was explicitly ruled out. It is wrong to circumvent this rule through secondary market purchases, according to Frankfurter Allgemeine. He also criticised the EU governments' tendency to kowtow to financial markets. In free democracies, decisions have to be taken by parliaments, and said the rescue policies were too hectic. He warned of a domino effect of rescue packages, asking rhetorically, who was going to rescue the rescuers?


tens of millions of people stand to see their lives ruined because the bureaucrats at the ECB don't understand introductory economics -- Dean Baker
by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:43:12 PM EST
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Siemens can do this, they have a banking licence.

tens of millions of people stand to see their lives ruined because the bureaucrats at the ECB don't understand introductory economics -- Dean Baker
by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:23:22 PM EST
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Yes, but they don't wan't to have their entire corporate equity wiped out in case of periphery defaults. No, this just screams for the use of a Structured Investment Vehicle. That's right: the ECB has set up a scheme which creates massive incentives for the use of the very thing that blew up the US a couple of years ago. All for the sake of purity and virtue.

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.
by Starvid on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:29:35 PM EST
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Stop knocking the European sovereign.

tens of millions of people stand to see their lives ruined because the bureaucrats at the ECB don't understand introductory economics -- Dean Baker
by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:30:31 PM EST
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Yep.

Of course, standard run-of-the-mill sovereign bonds are basically the same scam: Buy a thirty-year bond paying 4 %, fund at the interbank market at (on average) 3 %, and viola, the taxpayers are paying you to borrow the money they printed themselves and put in the interbank market.

- Jake

Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.

by JakeS (JangoSierra 'at' gmail 'dot' com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 05:36:50 PM EST
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The only thing we need is to set up a limited liability corporation, get it a banking license and some crappy toxic collateral.

Hey! I have just the thing. It is a 1988 32' Pace Arrow Fleetwood RV. I can easily show a book value of close to $20,000. (I might have trouble selling it for $5,000, especially without getting it running, but that should not matter by Generally Accepted Accounting Standards.) Just pay me $10,000 and I will hold the asset and give you a title for $20,000 which you can repo four or five times and soon we will have $100,000 in assets under management. Call the company RV Financial Assets International.

I can find two transactions like that for next month and four for the following month within 50 miles of home and we should be able to go public for over a million dollars! At that point I would probably want to transfer my asset management services to a junk yard for a one time payment while continuing to receive my monthly asset management fee.

Help the new public corporate owners continue the growth on a similar trajectory, (the equivalent of $40K, $80K and then $160K over the next three months, for a healthy consulting fee, of course, and we should be able to make even more by dumping our stocks and then shorting the company. But it probably would be better to stay on as consultants and make contributions to local, state and national politicians as we find and collateralize decrepit RVs over wider geographic areas. Hell, I could even throw in my house and land at a suitable cost preparatory to decamping to balmy climes. We can always do the 'pump and dump' later, just before getting on a plane to a Caribbean island nation, or, perhaps, Chaing Mai, Thailand.

It is not like this is rocket science or has never been done before. We would just need to be careful to employ intermediaries as the public face of the corporation. I can see plastic surgery, new documents with slightly different names, citizenship in Caribbean nations and a whole new life ahead.  :-)

"It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."

by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Tue Dec 20th, 2011 at 06:27:58 PM EST
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I'm in. I'm shopping for a trike, pedal or electric motorized, for my grocery shopping needs so that'll free up my CLASSIC 1980 VW Rabbit. The appropriate collector/appraiser should put its value over $1 Mil if I bribe him enough.

They tried to assimilate me. They failed.
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Wed Dec 21st, 2011 at 04:59:33 PM EST
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Ah, but you see, an auto is transport where as an RV is a home. With a fleet of RVs one could rent them out to FEMA for disasters or to vacationers, at least those that are roadworthy, and one can form a separate insurance company to insure them - another profit center.

"It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Wed Dec 21st, 2011 at 11:14:26 PM EST
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