Im sure Ive said before, I have a friend who used to go and fish off the beach in Cardigan bay, one day he hauled in a  yellow and black Buoy, so went to the local pub to tell the locals that he had pulled up what he thought was a channel marker.

They told him that they recovered these all the time, and that theyre regularly thrown into the water outfall at Windscale/Sellafield and they just want  the card in the back posted back to them so they can tell where the currents are going.

Since then he's stuck to river fishing.

There are persistent rumours of higher than expected cancer rates in the Irish sea coastal areas, but ive never seen any proof.

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.