Helium Filled Inflatable Doll Rapture Party!

In one of the appendicitai of the unreleased report, we made mention of the possibility that flying inflatable sex toys, not necessarily helium filled,  would be used to discredit the data. Schon passiert.

According to the logs we've gotten from various ISPs, even some ET'ers have been guilty. We of course are taking steps to...

Despite the overarching cynicism of the various so-called commenters here in this very important deal-going-down diary, and despite the well-known science that data-doesn't-matter-anymore, we stand by the data.

Subject to the mitigations and risk analysis we preformed, and despite the fact that our sensors could not distinguish between helium-filled sex dolls and true New Zealanders, and according to all data with which we have in hand had geanalyzed, and while both short term and long-term whatevers remains subject to something, the existing data demands a serious review of previous preconceptions, if not outright analysis.

We have therefore urgently requested that within the remaining potential time for analysis, that secondary funding be initiated such that we could then have a better understanding of the factors in play.

While we expect this request to be shived, we remain confident that funding prevarications will remain predominant, such that the Commision team with 2 S's will be unable to requite the final solution.

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin