As David praises Victoria's fashion range, Posh admits: "He didn't know what I did before"

For aficiando of stylistic shifts, this is a prime example of the relatively recent Chick-Schtick, or celebrity commentary in Conversational Hairdresser mode. The root male equivalent is the 'Fuck 'em all' diatribes heard in post-match pubs after a loss on the field.

You can't be me, I'm taken