Nah. The Brits wont get any kind of customized deal at all. Whoever shows up with be told to sign up for the EEA or live with WTO rules, and that will be the only choices on the table.

The usual suspects in Labour will try to stick this to Corbyn.

Indeed, here's this already: Dismal, lifeless, spineless - Jeremy Corbyn let us down again | Polly Toynbee | Opinion | The Guardian.

Predictably, this op-ed has no comments section... But Corbyn still has support:

'Get stuck in' - Billy Bragg rallies Glastonbury in Brexit aftermath | Politics | The Guardian

The seismic referendum aftermath also led to Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn pulling out of his appearance at the Left Field tent on Sunday, with a spokesperson saying he was focusing on "momentous" results.

Nonetheless, Corbyn's continued popularity with young voters was reaffirmed as mere mention of his name in the tent prompted a huge cheer.

_{*Lunatic*, n.
One whose delusions are out of fashion.}