"They genuinely seem to think there is going to be a red, white and blue Brexit - when you ask them how the hell they are going to get there, they don't have a clue.

"One of their ministers suggested the way of replacing open skies between the UK and Europe is an open skies agreement with Pakistan.

"There will be a lot of Pakistanis wanting to travel to the UK, but I'm not quite sure those Brits, who like to holiday in Spain, Portugal and Greece fancy Karachi for their summer holidays."