I think the law he talks about is the one of gravity. Keeps all that water in the ocean instead of on the fiery parts.

Well, you see, if the damn liberals weren't insisting that we divert river water into the ocean so as to raise the sea level to prove global warming, than all the river water would be used to irrigate forests and hillsides, and there would be so much wood that the logging industry would come back, which liberals hate because they hate real Americans.

We're all wrong.

A flat tire was the problem. It has been extinguished and removed, I suppose.

AND the shifty-eyed "Holy Fire" arsonist of Orange, Riverside and San Bernardino counties has been apprehended for good measure.

NOW, soon, paradise will be restored.
Feds Offer to Put Water on California Wildfires

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