I'm tired of the Reich Wing having all the conspiracy fun.  I say I've found one, and it's HUUUGE!  Back when Trump tweeted about "covfefe", he had just been briefed on a new military coronavirus bioweapon and the plan to deploy it in China, but President Short-Attention-Span couldn't remember the actual name of the virus.  All of the scrambling "explanations" by White House staff were just efforts to cover up this massive security breach.  PROVE ME WRONG!  And remember, I'm wearing my conspiracy hat, so facts don't count.