by Norwegian Chef
Fri Mar 31st, 2006 at 02:08:44 AM EST
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
The famous painting of the German artist Van Clomp, the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, has been rediscovered in a forest outside of Nouvion, France buried in a large, hollowed out knockwurst.
The painting, shown below, was stolen by the Gestapo from the Albert Cathedral at the outbreak of World War 2. In a series of dangerous and highly dramatic episodes, it changed hands between the Nazis and the French Resistance several times before disappearing at the end of the war.

The dynamic story of this important painting provides the historical context for the highly acclaimed and suspenseful Word War 2 political drama, 'Allo, 'Allo. The painting will now hang in Longleat Manor in Aldbourne near Stonehenge, Wessex, UK where it can be viewed by the public.
The complete story of the painting can be found here in the prominent artistic journal, the Sun and here in Wikipedia.
Continuing in this cultural vein, you can get a new George Bush screensaver here. This will provide you and your family with hours of fun.
Ok, so I thought we could all use a bit of humour to start the weekend.