Sat May 20th, 2006 at 02:24:08 AM EST
Please stay calm and remain seated. Do not adjust your dials. Please keep your arms and legs inside the blog at all times. I assure you that no gnomes have been harmed.
But let's forget about gory details for now -- we're celebrating! Bring your blinis to the comments! Post pictures of Paris! Hell, put lemon on your pancakes! Consider this the official open thread of the coup!!