by FPS Doug
Thu Jan 10th, 2008 at 01:34:44 PM EST
Our world is burning, and the leading candidates of both major political parties in the United States just keep blathering platitudes...
Democrats want to help children. Republicans want to defend the nation.
Hurrah. Whatever.
Our world is burning, and it's time to draft everybody into one big fire brigade, but the candidates just keep blathering platitudes from Oprah or the New Deal or Morning in America.
Our world is burning, and it's too late for pitiful New Year's resolutions about not playing with fire.
It's too late for imbecile macho posturing from Giuliani and Romney and McCain, and it's too late for Hillary and Barack trying to act even more macho than those macho imbeciles.
It's too late for the dishwater populism of Edwards and Huckabee. A bigger slice of the pie won't do the average Joe much good if it all burns up in the door of the oven.
All the candidates deserve a beating instead of a vote.
And even if Dennis Kucinich doesn't deserve the same beating as the rest of them, he still needs to remmber that a bigger slice of the pie won't do the average Joe much good if it all burns up in the door of the oven.