by FPS Doug
Fri Jan 11th, 2008 at 01:57:13 PM EST
(From the notebooks of "Jacob Freeze")
Isn't Obama more like a theme park than a candidate?
Visit the Garden of Hope in the world-famous Obamarama! Welcome to the Pavillion of Audacity!
The lion lies down with the lamb in the bi-partisan Zoo of Obamarama, and religious divisions also disappear in a Fog of Blandiloquence, as Jesus and Mohammed merge seamlessly into Oprah, the Prophetess of Pop Psychology!
Tell your Mom and Dad you don't want to vacation in Republican Goonland ever again. Forget about Corporate Hillarydale!
All the hip kids are headed for Obamarama!