by FPS Doug
Thu Jan 17th, 2008 at 07:17:40 PM EST
(From the notebooks of "Jacob Freeze")
Now that the GOP (prounounced "gopp," rhymes with "stop," sounds like General Petraeus swallowing a huge booger) has had their fun with Guantanamo, torturing old men like Mohammed Hagi Fiz...
(Fiz was arrested on the basis of an "al Qaeda card" that turned out to be a bus-pass for Oruzgan... You think I could make this shit up?... tortured for 8 months, and released without being charged with any crime.)
Now it's our turn to have some fun with Gitmo!
January 20, 2009, a Democratic President is (probably) going to be inaugurated, and we maniacs of the Militant Revenge Wing of the Democratic Party are ready to slam every Republican in Washington directly into chain-link micro-cells on Guantanamo Bay!
I'm not saying we know exactly what to charge them with, but how long can it take to beat confessions out of a bunch of chickenshit warmongers who never saw a war they didn't want somebody else to fight?
Best of all, the Non-Militant Rollover Wing of the Democratic Party can pretend that none of it is happening, just like they pretend that none of it is happening right now!
