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by Toby Bartels Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 01:16:38 AM EST

There is an old saying (often attributed to Ben Franklin) like this: Democracy is two wolves and one sheep voting on what's for dinner. This is not a very exact analogy for modern democracy, which is more like this: one wolf and ten sheep voting on which sheep are for the wolf's dinner.

[After I emailed this to him, Migeru suggested that I post this as a diary; note that the colours refer to an American (U.S.) context. I'm not entirely happy with the ‘blue’ party's platform's stategy; suggestions on that, or anything else, are welcome.]


The sheep are organised into two parties of four sheep each. One of the other sheep is the undecided voter who determines the result. The last sheep is the third-party voter who keeps voting to kill the wolf, which is obviously unrealistic since it has so little political support.

This makes it sound like each party votes for the wolf to eat the other party, but interestingly that is not actually the way that it works. One party, which I will call the red party, says that the wolf is really a dog: the dog must be free to eat those sheep that it finds least worthy, to keep up its strength and protect them from all those wolves in enemy flocks. The other party, which I will call the blue party, says that the wolf is really a sheep, who if properly reformed will stop its cannibalism: each sheep must contribute one body part to the wolf, fairly and equitably, so that it stays alive but underfed until it learns to eat grass.

Whichever way the undecided sheep votes, the wolf will also vote that way, producing a majority, so each party woos and flatters the undecided sheep. The independent sheep, on the other hand, is reviled by both sides, but especially by the blue party, since they both want an all-sheep flock: if only it voted with them, then they wouldn't need the undecided sheep, and they'd be able to implement their policies consistently and be done. The red party considers the independent sheep to be wrong like the blue party, only more dangerous: it actually wants to kill their pretended protector.

Of course, the wolf eats whichever sheep it catches, regardless of the vote.

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by das monde on Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 01:49:16 AM EST
‘We're sorry, this video is no longer available.’

But this one is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OETwbVBPI1U

by Toby Bartels (toby+8190809933@ugcs.caltech.edu) on Fri Nov 7th, 2008 at 07:51:50 PM EST
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So, were you the independent sheep this time around?

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Migeru (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 03:04:59 AM EST
If you mean Tuesday's election, then I'm proud to say that I didn't vote for a single Republican or Democratic nominee in any race. But this allegory is supposed to describe modern democratic states more generally than just that election or even that country. I simply happened to write it that week.

So even if one thinks that Obama won't be as disastrous a leader as McCain would have been, even to the extent that one might have voted for him (especially if and where one thought that the election might be close) or at least hoped that he would win, still one can be an independent sheep. The important thing is to realise that Obama will not kill the wolf. On the contrary, he is now (and in fact already was) part of the wolf.

Indeed, nobody that can actually be elected in the current political climate (where most sheep are organised, if politically organised at all, into the red and blue parties) will kill the wolf. So if and how we vote is really much less important than discussion, education, and small-scale organisation (where one sheep has greater impact), to keep the wolf at bay as best we can while we win more sheep to independence.

by Toby Bartels (toby+8190809933@ugcs.caltech.edu) on Fri Nov 7th, 2008 at 08:37:36 PM EST
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It's more a fable than a game, but it might play out like this:

Election 1

Voters: 11

Independent sheep: kill the wolf

4SheepGroup A: the wolf should eat the independent
4SheepGroup B: the wolf should eat the independent

Undecided sheep: votes with the majority

Wolf: I shall respect the will of the people

Election 2

Voters: 10

4SheepGroup A: the wolf should eat the undecided
4SheepGroup B: the wolf should eat the undecided

Undecided sheep: abstains

Wolf: I shall respect the will of the people

Election 3

Voters: 9

4SheepGroup A: the wolf should eat Group B
4SheepGroup B: the wolf should eat Group A

Wolf: I fancy Group A

Election 4

Voters: 5

Sheep 1: Eat sheep 2!
Sheep 2: Eat sheep 3!
Sheep 3: Eat sheep 4!
Sheep 4: Eat sheep 1!

Wolf: I will do as each sheep suggests

Election 6

Voters: 0  (the wolf died of apoplexy)

The moral: wolves are greedy

by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 09:26:41 AM EST
(It's not politically correct to say that sheep are stupid).
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 09:28:10 AM EST
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What happened in election 5?

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Wed Nov 5th, 2008 at 11:50:11 AM EST
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The Chief Clerk of Elections was so scared of the wolf he lost count ;)
by afew (afew(a in a circle)eurotrib_dot_com) on Thu Nov 6th, 2008 at 08:10:08 AM EST
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