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The Whole Department is F....d

by ChrisCook Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 11:08:20 AM EST

This letter, written by one Professor Mason and published in December 2008 on a rather idiosyncratic (yes, I know it takes one to know one) consultancy site

mi2g

...(no relation to migeru, as far as I know)...is interesting in relation to the development of banking in the last 15 years.


Monetary policy effectiveness relies crucially on banks' willingness to lend, which all agree is now sorely lacking. The important consideration, however, is why?

The fact of the matter is that, without adequately transparent financial measures investors and banks alike will not allocate funds to any borrower. With over fifteen times "off-balance sheet" exposures as "on-balance sheet" exposures in US and European commercial banks and the demonstrated possibility for those "off-balance sheet" items to unexpectedly come back "on-balance sheet" in times of distress, investors and banks are loathe to lend and will remain so until the absurdity of "off-" and "on-balance sheet" distinctions is put to rest.

The sheer scale - and this is only dollar denominated debt - of this trend to off-balance sheet "shadow banking" is starkly illustrated here

This outsourcing of credit risk by banks to investors has been on a truly cosmic scale.

As the Professor says....


Policymakers, investors, and regulators have all learned recently that off-balance sheet isn't really off-balance sheet because it can come back on-balance sheet in times of financial distress, at which point the bank will have to raise capital to fund the exposure at current regulatory capital requirements.

Such absurdity has investors and banks alike wondering the full extent of off-balance sheet arrangements and the probability that additional significant exposures can come back to banks in the near term, similar to movements associated with SIVs last summer, ARMs this spring, and now potentially RMBS in the Countrywide settlement.

Even more important, however, is the fundamental fact that the sheer magnitude of off-balance sheet exposures precludes their being recognized at even de minimus capital requirements, especially in today's markets.

and he concluded his letter by saying


Hence, it is off-balance sheet shenanigans that maintain banks' and investors' reluctance to lend, but the widespread adoption of such arrangements in the years since Enron now makes it almost impossible for regulators and accountants to recognise the arrangements and appropriately capitalize commercial banks without tremendous economic disruption.

As the UK permanent secretary famously said ....

Richard Mottram - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.

... at least we are in the absence of something a little bit more radical than mere nationalisation of banks.


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The Accounting profession has some explaining to do, since they invented off-balance-sheet items.

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith
by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 12:00:28 PM EST
They'll use the NRA gun deaths response.

"Off-Balance Sheet doesn't kill Banks: Management kills Banks".

"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed" William Gibson

by ChrisCook (cojockathotmaildotcom) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 12:04:06 PM EST
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While we're at it, maybe they could also explain their treatment of "contingent liabilities"

Migeru:

Jerome a Paris:
A contingent commitment is still a commitment. How on earth did these disappear?
According to US GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Principles),
Footnotes [to financial statements] also contain disclosures relating to contingent losses. Firms are required to accrue a loss (recognize a balance sheet liability) when both of the following conditions are met:
  • It is probable that assets have been impaired or a liability has been incurred.
  • The amount of the loss can be reasonably estimated.
If the loss amount lies within a range, the most likely amount should be accrued. When no amount in the range is a better estimate, the firm may report the minimum amount in the range.
SFAS (Statement of Financial Accounting Standards) 5 defines probable events are those "more likely than not" to occur, suggesting that a probability of more than 50% requires recognition of a loss. However, in practice, firms generally report contingencies as losses only when the probability of loss is significantly higher.
Footnote disclosure of (unrecognized) loss contingencies is required when it is reasonable possible (more than remote but less than probable) that a loss has been incurred or when it is probable that a loss has occurred but the amount cannot be reasonably estimated. The standard provides an extensive discussion of loss contingencies.
In other words, a mess.
That is, if a loss is less likely than not to happen or its size cannot be estimated, then it is zero.

As some physicst said in the 1940's about renormalization... "just because something is infinite doesn't mean it's zero".

Most economists teach a theoretical framework that has been shown to be fundamentally useless. -- James K. Galbraith

by Carrie (migeru at eurotrib dot com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 12:12:16 PM EST
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Apparently banks have been working on the inverse of the opposite principle.
by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 05:04:53 PM EST
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I predict their explanation will consist of staring at the sky, pointing, screaming "LOOK!  A TERRADACTYL!!!!!!", and then running away.

She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist. -- Jean-Paul Sartre
by ATinNM on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 11:26:19 PM EST
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his former title seems almost Ironic

Richard Mottram - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Permanent Secretary, Intelligence, Security and Resilience


Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
by ceebs (ceebs (at) eurotrib (dot) com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 12:03:26 PM EST
Richard Mottram - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
'What the Civil Service wants, and I always compare it to a rather stupid dog, it wants to do what its master wants and it wants to be loyal to its master and above all it wants to be loved for doing that and I am not sure Ministers understand that. When I said "stupid dog" of course I meant a superbly, well-educated, dog, particularly those brought up in Nissan huts." He later said that he realised that this analogy was a "tremendous mistake"' (Note by Witness, same report).

Would this be a bad time to mention involuntary performance art again?

by ThatBritGuy (thatbritguy (at) googlemail.com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 05:01:18 PM EST
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The man is a prodigy! Three more Diogenes Awards, for Intelligence, Security and Resilience.  Perhaps he suffers from an analog of Tourette's Syndrome wherein he involuntarily blurts out truth at inopportune moments.

"It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Sat Mar 7th, 2009 at 12:32:15 AM EST
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Reading his Wikipedia entry, he seems like the real world version of Sir Humphrey!

Peak oil is not an energy crisis. It is a liquid fuel crisis.
by Starvid on Tue Mar 10th, 2009 at 02:52:28 PM EST
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Richard Mottram
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
Give him the Diogenes award for banking.

"It is not necessary to have hope in order to persevere."
by ARGeezer (ARGeezer a in a circle eurotrib daught com) on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 01:58:11 PM EST
Fucked is bad. Un-lubed is worse. And these bastards have been going at it without lube for how many years now?
by NBBooks on Fri Mar 6th, 2009 at 02:24:19 PM EST
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