by JakeS
Wed May 15th, 2013 at 01:57:44 PM EST
Because bullshit bingo is fun:
| When a Very Serious Person says... | | ... you should hear... |
| reform | | destruction |
| necessary | | unprovoked |
| competitiveness | | inequality |
| populist | | democratic |
| extremist | | see: populist |
| austerity | | thirdworldization |
| market | | oligarchs |
| drugs | | hash |
| arrest | | beating |
| vandalism, property damage, destruction of property | | graffiti |
Bingo night is open. First to post the relevant passages of a news article with all the newspeak appropriately translated gets a big bag of Danish licorice at our next meetup.
- Jake