by Drew J Jones
Wed Feb 1st, 2017 at 12:55:29 AM EST
Please don't ever tell me -- ever again -- about the virtues of the salt-of-the-Earth/HeartlandTM/white-working-class types ever again.
This isn't some kind of "common sense" type shit. This is making Idiocracy look optimistic.
And, please, when the nuclear holocaust comes, if any of you ever find my body and could carve something into a dead tree or some shit, I'd like my epitaph to read, "Yeah, but emails."